Dreams (clean-ish ones)

[Rainbow_Acid]

Just list off the wierdest most, disturbing dreams you've had.

[Rainbow_Acid]

I'll start.


Since my "Jan" Dreams are always the wierdest ones, then, my two weirdest dreams:





So in the dream a friend of mines grown up (Ill call her Jan, it was the same girl from my last weird dream, and her husbands Joe, but Joes really blond usually, except here he has black hair.) and married and yadda yadda yadda.

So, theyre daughter is out at a friends house and they are bored and lonely out of their mind, literally. So they call me over, and its all normal at first, but then I pretty much figure that theyre drunk. Because they completely forget their guest is fourteen, and theyre fondling each other and cursing like sailors, and not exactly being cautious about keeping their cloths buttoned up.

Then they decide they wanna play games. (No not sex games, you pervert, this is not my last dream) and so we do. First off is talk-show, and theyre the hosts while a card-board cut out, a pile of pillows, and me, are the guests. And they ask me the most off hand obsurd, and sometimes personal questions.

Then we play tea party, and I seriously feel like Alice with the way their acting, I get a cup full or sugar with a drop of tea, we keep moving, Im pretty sure one did have a cup that was cut in two, etc.

But then after we play for so long, they decide o go out on a date, and leave me there, but Joe invites a bunch of random other people my age to hang out with me. While theyre gone we all sit in an Olympic sized hot tub, and I hide under the edge and organize my colored pencils. Theres an old woman too who appeared out of nowhere and she keeps going to a back room where shes feeding a sick cat 16 ounce steaks.

Then Jan and Joe get home, the old woman opens the door and just walks out, leaving her sick over fed cat behind. Jan puts on water wings and comes to sit next to me. Joe just kind of says a Hi how ya doin? to everybody, then goes to the center of the hot tub and makes a big speech about talking to people, and how we never would have made friends with each other if we hadnt talked and no were all great friends. The only kids in the hot tub who did anything with each other were a couple of nerdy looking guys who had been making out with each other the whole time.

So then Jan makes all the kids go away by dropping a can of mustard gas into the room, apparently the three of us dont need respirators or anything. 0_o And Joe goes off to play on the computer while Jan and I watch TV. And I am organizing my colored pencils again while we are doing this. And she just kind of cuddles on the end next to me. For some reason I ask her is shes ever seen the movie JawBreaker. And she says no, so I put it on and we watch it for like 30 seconds, before she tells me that she wants a divorce from Joe. I tell her he absolutely dotes on her and Ive never seen a happier couple. She says Im right.

The dream just moves again this time, and Im walking through their house, and theyve both gone from being 40 to being 20 again, and are necking in the middle of the hall. I try to get through (for some reason this is bothering me more than the first part of the dream) but they keep asking me to do favors for them like make a martini for the dog and stuff. So after I go through the kitchen to the bar I open the counter and Im buried beneath colored pencils, one of which goes into my eye. Jan and Joe immediately un bury me, but they dont do anything about the one in my eye, Jan just sits there crying begging me not to die, but wont do a thing about the pencil sticking out of my freaking eye! And I bleed to death. I go to hell, and the punishment is to sort pencils for all of eternity.







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So it's a few years in the future and I am visting a friends house. Everyone's in their twenties and thirties now (no one grew at the same rate, but they all grew up) except for me. I'm still 14, but I'm as legal as an 18 year old. So the friend who I'm staying with ( I know who, but it'd be wierd if anyone else knew, so I'll call her "Jan") Alright, so I'm over at "Jan"'s house, and she just approaches me and asks me if I want to fool around with her and her husband for some secret fun. I immediatley agree. So yada yada yada, you know what happens next. So after a few weeks of this, Arin is waiting by my edroom door when I come out for breakfast.

"So I bet you had sex with her husband"

"WTF Arin."

"No, I know you did."

"WTF."

We go off to breafast, where low and behold there is Dakota, "Jan", Breezy, and a few other friends, butt hey really never came into the dream otherwise. But oddly enough, Breezy hasn't grown at all either. So I sit down and we all laugh and whatnot like nothing had happened. Because remeber, the affair was a secret. Except all throughout, Arin is flirting with Breezy, and Breezy just kind of giggles and looks away un interested. Then she catches me watching at one point and waves.



So we're all just hanging out and "Jan" and I walk off. We pass Arin pulling the same thing on breezy as at breakfast. So jan starts smiling evily, and I ask her why. "Well, I can't help but be happy. Breezy really likes you, but she can't have you. And I have you whenever I want." I giggle to her like I think it's funny too, but really I feel kinda bad for Breezy.





Intermission: Okay, first off, I don't get how I would just immediatley agree to screwing my friend and her husband. Because even in the dream I was still a virgin, still a prude, and still completley straight, so wtf. Then since when does Arin stalk me, and since when am I such an egotistical jerk who feels sorry because someone can't have me? See, only half way through the dream and I'm totally confused. Back to the dream.



So, I still have another couple of weeks at "Jan"'s house. So I decide to start subtly flirting with Breezy to try and make her feel better. (wtf) One day Dakota comes up to me after watchingone such incident and starts talking to me. "So I didn't think you swing that way"

"I don't, most of the time"

"Most of the time?"

"(giggle) Special circumstances." (Again, in the dream jane and her husband were my first sexual expieriance, how could I be determining these things, especially when they kinda gross me out in real life)

"Well, what about a guy who just has a crush on you."

" He get's normal me."

And then I grabbed him and we started amking out like, really um, intensley I guess i would put it. Petting, yah.



So anyways, we run inside and decide we want to play game boy. (this just cracks me up) So we grab my game boy, lay on each other, and start playing Donkey Kong, but then we get bored. So we sit on a bean-bag chair together and play teenage mutant Ninja Turtles. Then Dakota gets preoccupied blowing up condoms and making balloon animals, and I beat the game (yay!)



Then I leave dakota and his animals for a bit as he's fallen asleep and is of no entertainment to me now. Except I kiss sleeping him a few times for fun. and I'm walking down the hall, except it never ends. whenever I'm outside, the house is tiny, but inside it's a maze that just keeps growing. So Arin runs up to me, and starts confronting me again about the whole Jan Thing, only she will not leave it alone. But I'm too busy trying to find my bedroom again to actaulyl listen to her. So when I see Jan's room I immediatley jump in to try and get myself oriented to find my room again. Arin takes this as proof of the secret relations and starts begging me to know how I go tin on the action because she's jealous and has this horribly insane crush on Jan's husband.



and the dream went on and on like that forever.

[LeatherPleasure]

didn't you say this board was suppose to be non sexual? *shifty eyes*

[Rainbow_Acid]

hey! It can't be graphic like your with the blue chick and her fingers! YOu canmention that something happened but you can't describe it, like little old tactless you!

[LeatherPleasure]

oh...so you wanted me to really describe it? Now I know your true purpose! and that wasn't graphic..

[LeatherPleasure]

I found a dream that could fit here

I was wondering around Carey, trying desperately to get to my reading class. I was very slow and swerving around. My head was outragiously pounding. I was right outside Mrs. McAdams' door when I snapped. I ran out of the school, I ran and ran..I ran away, fed up with my life. I ended up near some railroad tracks and then old man began chasing me. I ran, hide, and lived that way for about 2 years. I then found a potion that would make me giant. I decided to go visit Arin so I drank the potion and ran to her street (crushing everything in my way with the old man behind me) I bent over to her house and picked it up, nobody was in sight. I slowly turned back to my normal size. Arin was completely gone. It was just an old dead house (now broken in 2, thanks to me) I bent over and cried and cried. I then thought "What am I going to do? What is the point of liveing anymore?"

[Rainbow_Acid]

*tear*

[Rainbow_Acid]

Corpse Bride Dream

I was walking through this weird dark blue garden. And everything was peaceful, just like a nice dream for once. These little beautiful fairies came out of the flowers and the ground, and they just looked up at me and smiled. And they made these little cooing sounds and danced for me for a minute, before they each grabbed a little part of me. and gently led me through the garden.

We came upon what I thought to be a statue, and it was of a beautiful woman, and I realized it was Emily from The Corpse Bride, and I went up to look at it more, and the fairies played with my hair and danced around on the statue.

But then it changed.

I looked down and saw that it wasn't just a statue, but a grave marker, and rotting on the base was Emily. It's wasn't her state of decomposition from the movie,a and she wasn't the living dead. She was actually dead. Her face was bloody and rotten away, and worms crawled all over her, and the deflated eyeballs were filled with maggots.
The fairies saw my distress and pulled me along, deeper into the garden.

We went on and saw a beautiful sort of mixture of a pool and a waterfall with a lake. It was beautiful. And I saw a man swimming in it, and he was beautiful. When he looked up I could see it was Victor. The fairies pushed me into a bush so that I could watch but he wouldn't see me. They said he was expecting his lady. And I just continued to watch him, so he was so glorious to look at as he moved through the water.
Then I saw Victoria come, and she was dressed as a Greek goddess, complete with a crown made of olive branches, and some grapes in her hand.
She sat down on a stone bench in front of the pool Victor was swimming in, and he swam up in front of her. He just looked up at her glowing, so happy to see her, he was so much in love, and he was doting on her so. I snuck around past them, to just watch for a minute more before going on on my way, I could tell they would need some privacy soon. Then as Victoria started pulling her dress she ripped out and jagged and rusted knife, and brutally ripped Victor apart. Besides such the brutal thing she was doing to a man who loved her so, victor landed right in front of the bush I was hiding in, and I could see his eyes. They were frozen in the horror that he had been killed by the woman he loved so. The fairies flew into my mouth so that I couldn't scream. I felt them crawling down my throat, and the flutter of their wings, and tiny hands holding my vocal chords.
Victoria pulled the straps of her dress back onto her shoulders, and wiped the blade off on the golden rope around her waist. She then crawled into the pool, and climbed through the waterfall where she slept in the little cave.
The fairies fluttered back out of my throat and planted tiny kisses all over my face, before roughly pulling me along back to and down the trail. With fear and panic I started pulling and fighting and kicking at them as they fought at me and flew across me with their wings beating together and against my face, and fighting with me. When the fighting was over, I realized, i had been tied down by them, Gulliver's Travels style except my face and eyes were up and open to see them in a little circle holding hands. They all looked more joyed and excited than I had seen them yet. They all started dancing very provocatively, and licking each other in a playful way.
Then I saw blood dripping out of their joined mouths, and one partner of every pair, started seizing and stiffening and fighting, but their tongues were holding them there. They started dieing right then and there, they were in pain, excruciating pain, but they accepted it.
The living partners then all transformed, some into maggots that dug into the ground, and the others all into butterflies, that flew off after the cave for Victoria. The dead ones, slowly melted into these barbs connected by a vine, all except one. After all the other had transformed, he looked up at me, and kissed each eyelid. Without faltering, he ran toward the largest barb that had just been made, and impaled himself on it. I could hear water moving now, and before I knew it, I could feel the water climbing p my body, engulfing me in it, as the whole garden flooded, and drowned me in it too.

[LeatherPleasure]

Demented Faireies!